Carmelo Anthony is a happily married man. So there's a good chance that he'll never need to get another lap dance in his life. But the New York City strip club Scores is trying to entice him to re-sign with the Knicks this summer by offering a lifetime's worth of free lap dances at their establishment, should he ever need them. And that's not all they're offering, either.

According to TMZ Sports, Scores New York is trying to sweeten the deal by offering Carmelo several other perks, too. For example, if he re-signs with Phil Jackson & Co., he will also get the opportunity to judge the Scores "Dollars for Scholars" amateur pole dancing competition, which will award a $15,000 scholarship in his name to one lucky young lady. He will also get his own signature "The Melo Carmelo" drink at the club. And as if that wasn't enough, Scores will also invite him to play in a charity basketball game featuring nothing but topless women.


Something tells us that Scores' offer won't sway Carmelo one way or another since, as we said, he's happily married. But you can't fault Scores for doing their part to try and bring Melo back. Think it'll work?