Come to NY Offer
The "LeBron James should really come play in New York City" meme seemed almost as tired as a Brett Favre press conference on repeat, as recently as a few months ago.
But over the past 48 hours, the New York Post, New York Magazine and the New York Daily News have managed to produce a LeBron-inspired weal sauce open letter, an exhaustive desperate plea and a gratuitous potshot at Cleveland, respectively.
Unlike the New York media, the Scores gentlemen's club in New York (the website's surprisingly safe for work) and general manager Ed Norwick have stepped up and made an offer that might be hard for LeBron refuse. Because free lap dances for life is the gift you get the person who has everything.